WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?

I grew up when Diff'rent Strokes was a popular television show. That's no big deal unless your last name is Willis. To this day I still hear those famous words popularized by Arnold: "Whatchu talkin bout Willis?" Usually they are uttered by someone looking at me as though I may have never heard it before. Yeah, right! Well this blog is what I (Willis) am talkin bout...my thoughts, observations & opinions. Enjoy...



Friday, October 03, 2008

I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist...

I'm very thrilled to announce to the many readers here at WTBW? that I have finally solved the endless questions and riddles surrounding 9/11. After watching "In Plane Site" & "Loose Change" I knew something was wrong, so I dedicated myself to endless hours of extremely intense research. Here is what really happened: It all started when Bigfoot made the fateful decision to attack us. Why? Because so many of us don't believe he exists. He could tolerate our denial no longer. Now Big Foot (aka. Sasquatch) is very stealth and very strong yet he knew he'd be unable to pull it off by himself. After careful consideration he enlisted the Abominable Snowman and Piltdown Man to aid him in his cause. They knew they would need to be high tech. Recognizing their on limitations they appealed to several extra-terrestrial aliens who are indeed very high tech! Then they underwent intensive training at Roswell. Later they underwent even more training at Area 51. It was there they developed the initial plan: They would conspire to draw many Americans into the Bermuda Triangle where they would meet sure destruction. This, however, proved implausible so they went to plan "b". For this to work they would need to solicit the services of the dreaded Loch Ness Monster. Thankfully, Nessie was more than willing to help! This proved to be the turning point in their evil plot. They boarded flying saucers (thanks to the extra-terrestrials) and made their move. Of course most Americans are far too lazy and way too dumb to see the truth and instead choose to believe the offical story. If only they would do their research they would be freed from their overwhelming stupidity. Reluctance to so, of course, makes them all accomplices to the actions of Bigfoot and his gang. How utterly despicable!!!

REMEMBER: Now if you don't believe my story you must disprove it. Otherwise it is truth!

12 comments:

Badger said...

I dunno, sounds plausible to me. I'm sold.

What else do you have that I could believe?

Larry said...

Dave----you might want to add 500 year old men building giant boats to include two of every animal in the world when God could have just spoke a boat into existence, talking snakes and men walking on water.

I love this post. Not only is it one of your most intelligent posts, it solidifies my views even more when you are forced to resort to ad hominem attacks and ridicule in order to make you feel better about yourself. I would be 100% humiliated to have a post on my site like this one even if it was a post AGAINST Popular Mechanics or the other fraudulent versions of 9-11. This post shows several things: You dont care enough about truth, justice or the victims family members to take this seriously. You DO realize that mocking the truth of 9-11 disrespects and shows contempt for the family members who DO question 9-11 right? It also shows your level of intellect is that of a child's and it shows that you think asking questions about 9-11 is WRONG. Is it wrong to even ask questions Dave? Is a patriot someone who just ACCEPTS everything they hear from TV? The fact that you have not refuted ONE thing Ive said and that you resort to these childish posts that are only meant for the entertainment of your fellow buffoons who believe in talking snakes is one MAJOR indicator that I stand coorect on 9-11. What you dont realize is Dave, it's reactions like THIS from you that solidify my views----do you think Im going to look at this post and say "...boy, he's right, Im an idiot"???
This post PROVES the opposite---that YOU are the moron who fails to refute ONE fact I post but yet claim you are an expert on the subject.
I cant even call this a debate. A REAL debate is when both parties know BOTH sides of the issue they debate on. You know NOTHING about this (even ADMITTEDLY so) and yet you still mock the other side.
You're a total and complete FOOL.

and I tell you what, MORON, if I get ONE more call threatening me, your church and the police will be called. Im not kidding.

Larry said...

The fact that most people on this utterly STUPID site think Palin won the debate just solidifies the FACT that people on this blog are controlled sheep. She even ADMITTED she wasnt answering the questions she refused to answer. Biden had fact after fact when it looked like Palin was reading from a teleprompter---even people on political shows said that! You morons already voted for Bush twice (the stupiest man on Earth) so why not vote for ANOTHER moron?

Oh and Dave---I'll ask this ONE more time. If you think Im so nutty------then why do you fail over and over again to answer me on accepting my invitation for a debate? ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE KOOK? COME ON DAVE----DEBATE ME!!

WHATS WRONG??? CHICKEN?????????

Tony W. said...

Where did you get that picture of Mitch Caton?

David H. Willis said...

Larry,

Flattery will get you nowhere! lol

Seriously, I'm honored to be called a fool as I am a fool for Christ whereas you are a fool of quite another kind.

Here's the deal: You fill your blog with ad hominem attacks, profanity, vulgarity and propaganda. What you do there is your business, but what you do here is mine. And it is time for me to rid this blog of your nonstop nonsense and incessant insults. I really can't fathom while you feel compelled to stink up my website with your verbal flatulence and anti-Christian rhetoric, but I will end it. I never wanted to delete comments or ban people, but I started thinking about. I would never have tolerated in person what I have allowed from you on this blog. I would have thrown you out of my house, so why should I sit in my house and read this excrement? I shouldn't and I won't. It's also interesting to see how bold and arrogant you are as you type away from the isolation of the Hagerstown Headquarters for the Paranoid & Deluded.

As for alledged phone calls - I'm not surprised but I'm not involved. You say you can trace calls...so, Kojak, why not get the number and take it the police? Of course, this may simply be another manifestation of your losing grasp of reality.

Also, I did not vote for George W. Bush either time. I voted Consitution Party instead.

So, I say goobye to your ad hominem attacks, uncorroborated conspiracies and angry 9/11 truther schtick. So back to your blog where you can live in constant self-admiration.

Hebrews 6:4-6 (ESV): 4For it is impossible, in the case of those who have once been enlightened, who have tasted the heavenly gift, and have shared in the Holy Spirit, 5and have tasted the goodness of the word of God and the powers of the age to come, 6and then have fallen away, to restore them again to repentance, since they are crucifying once again the Son of God to their own harm and holding him up to contempt.

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William Mckinley Dyer said...

I was wondering why you allowed Larry to keep being down right nasty to you. I mean disagree with someone but have some class. Its funny too b/c he never did get back to me on why he has to be so rude. I can tell you why though, b/c he left the faith and to make himself feel more comfortable HE HAS TO put down Christianity to quiet that voice inside of him who knows where he is going. I have seen it so many times with people who leave the faith. That is why he believes that 9-11 garbage. He has to believe it was all a conspiracy to convince himself that Christianity isnt real, again to quiet that little voice inside of himself. Come to think of it he might have a few voices talking to him!!!

David H. Willis said...

Mitch Caton! lol!

David H. Willis said...

Billy,

Your analysis is scary accurate. I didn't want to be ban Larry but I had a Popeye moment: "That's All I Can Stands, I Can't Stands No More!" He's still firing away but I don't even read his comments - I just hit "reject" and the go away.

Laura W. said...

I'm just now getting around to reading this post...this is the funniest thing I have read in a while! I saw the picture of Bigfoot and wondered what it could be about. As I began reading, I just about sprayed my computer with the water I had just sipped. Good theory.

William Mckinley Dyer said...

Oh i can only imagine how furious he is that he can't harass u anymore and how he figures b/c u blocked him it proves to himself that he was right all along. I still dont think he understands it was b.c he was an absolute jerk and not b/c we arent able to admit that our Govt isnt run by saints. Lol the minds of deluded people amazes me

Melissa said...

I'm glad you banned Larry and his negativity. His comments half the time seemed like rants from frankly someone losing their grip on reality. I mean, really, he called you a moron. He is definitely duped, deluded and deceived :)

I love the bigfoot theory...it could be true!