Signs that you are a megachurch wannabe:
- Do you frequently say things like "Andy Stanley says..." or "Bill Hybels wrote..." or "Rick Warren does..."???
- Are your three favorite churches North Point, Willow Creek and Saddleback?
- Do you use "point" or "purpose" or "seeker" in everyday conversations?
- Do you frequently refer to the "trinity" aka. Hybels & Warren & Stanley as though you know them personally? Sometimes you call them Bill, Rick or Andy?
- Do you have a Purpose Driven calendar?
- Have you considered changing your church name to include "community" or "creek" or "point?"
- Do you think "40 days" is the key to doing anything?
- Have you made the requisite pilgrimage to Atlanta, Chicago or Orange County?
- Do you consistently disregard the fact that none of these three would recognize biblical soteriology if it was walking down the street with a hat on?
There are many more, so PLEASE ADD YOUR OWN. Thanks!