The "trinity" of megachurch wannabes...

Signs that you are a megachurch wannabe:

• Do you frequently say things like "Andy Stanley says..." or "Bill Hybels wrote..." or "Rick Warren does..."???
• Are your three favorite churches North Point, Willow Creek and Saddleback?
• Do you use "point" or "purpose" or "seeker" in everyday conversations?
• Do you frequently refer to the "trinity" aka. Hybels & Warren & Stanley as though you know them personally? Sometimes you call them Bill, Rick or Andy?
• Do you have a Purpose Driven calendar?
• Have you considered changing your church name to include "community" or "creek" or "point?"
• Do you think "40 days" is the key to doing anything?
• Have you made the requisite pilgrimage to Atlanta, Chicago or Orange County?
• Do you consistently disregard the fact that none of these three would recognize biblical soteriology if it was walking down the street with a hat on?
  

There are many more, so PLEASE ADD YOUR OWN. Thanks!