WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?

I grew up when Diff'rent Strokes was a popular television show. That's no big deal unless your last name is Willis. To this day I still hear those famous words popularized by Arnold: "Whatchu talkin bout Willis?" Usually they are uttered by someone looking at me as though I may have never heard it before. Yeah, right! Well this blog is what I (Willis) am talkin bout...my thoughts, observations & opinions. Enjoy...



Saturday, October 20, 2007

I had know idea!!!

I'm being lazy one day and I'm mindlessly watching the idiot box. An infomercial comes on - you know the kind - trying to look like an informative talk show. This one even had a gal with British accent (they sound smarter I guess). This particular show was on the apparent need we all have for a thorough "colon cleanse." It was scarey actually. Apparently many of us have several pounds of "impacted fecal matter" we are carrying around. We also have something like tire rubber coating our bowels as a result! There's maybe as much as six feet of this stuff! Also, parasite & worms are probably living in there too! Not to mention toxicity! WOE! So what are the symptoms of this toxic build up? This is the best part. Here they are...
  • Constipation
  • Headaches
  • Skin problems
  • Trouble sleeping
  • Bad breath or body odors
  • Depression
  • Mental dullness or poor memory
  • Fatigue or low energy
  • Joint aches (especially knees)
  • Low back pain
  • Poor circulation
  • Stomach bloat or gas
  • Nausea
  • Acid reflux
  • Heartburn
  • Acne
  • Poor digestion
  • Weight gain
  • Premature aging

...Just to name a few! Wow! It looks like everybody needs a good colon cleansing!

3 comments:

Garbage Man said...

"...Just to name a few! Wow! It looks like everybody needs a good colon cleansing!"

Well, I know I do, where can I order this amazing product? 8-)

David H. Willis said...

I'm not sure, but scan the AM dial Sunday morning on the way to church and you are sure to find it!

Kerusso said...

From looking at that list, I must be in really bad shape. Or else I must be a preacher......